"I was on the brink of a full-blown panic attack, but one scoop of this pudding brought me back from the edge. Literally." - Karen, Age 32, Data Entry Clerk
"I ate the entire carton of Panic Attack Pudding in one sitting and now I'm feeling slightly less anxious. Maybe I'll try to cut back on the portions next time." - Dave, Software Engineer, 37
"I was having a meltdown over my to-do list, but after a few spoonfuls, I was able to focus on the task at hand (literally, in this case, my taxes)." - Rachel, Marketing Manager, 29
Our expert bakers have carefully crafted each batch of Panic Attack Pudding to provide a comforting, yet somehow unsettling experience. Made with the finest ingredients and a dash of existential dread, our pudding is the perfect accompaniment to your next anxiety-fueled binge-eating session.
Pick up a carton of our signature flavor, or try one of our limited-edition flavors: